Saturday, April 17, 2010

Shoania, Show-Inane-Yeah

Incessant appetite for scurrilous gossip and celebrity obsession can hardly be classified as inventions of contemporary vintage. However, the heights (or depth, as seems a more apt description) this theatre of the Absurd has attained of late is certainly without precedent. This is mostly an inevitable fallout of advances in Media – the breadth leads some of its participants to stoop (competition, anyone?), and penetration allows its variegated output to become inescapable reality.

In the Indian context, media omnipresence has been pervasive (invasive some would aver) ever since one Pappu (Prince actually) fell down a tube-well and the nation woke up to Reality TV. Yet, its extent struck me this week when asked for my opinion on the ludicrous Shoaib-Sania tamasha over a meal with some office colleagues. Granted that a non-event like this must have an audience in TRP targets somewhere in our Great Unwashed, that it could wing its way to more pretentious dinner table conversations was a potent reminder of how much of an equalizer TV has become.

At one level, many aspects of the episode (soap opera, if you like) may interest the anthropologically inclined. One of these is clearly why so much collective consciousness need have been expended on this tragicomedy. Mind you, this is not elitist rant. One merely finds it difficult to turn from the fact (even for her most ardent fans) of Ms Mirza’s athletic prowess being decidedly higher on glamour quotient than sporting achievement. In fact, despite superior professional history, that it is Lee-Hesh’s (occasional) romantic dalliances or (not so occasional) fratricidal strife which has consumed more newsprint, buttresses the argument. Follow this line of reasoning and one can hypothesize that, culturally, embarrassing scrutiny is anathema to Indian sensibilities. We revel in demi-god status for those with more immodest track records in any walk of life. In fact, but for moviedom (where controversy may well be courted in the name of publicity), we have mostly shunned discussions even remotely suggestive of the human frailties of our icons.

Another distasteful (if not downright dangerous) facet of the media onslaught is the bevy of armchair experts only too happy to turn it into TRP-rich Indo-Pak confrontation. Neighbourly engagements in most parts of the world are reasonably complex but ours with the failed state to our West is special even in these terms. With a few wars fought, not to forget an ongoing proxy one, and Terrorism, Kashmir, Nuclear Proliferation etc to queer the pitch, the last we need is trivial nonsense to whip up jingoistic frenzy. That more of this despicable posturing stems from Shoaib & Co’s antics (or across the LOC in general) is immaterial. Some serious soul-searching is in order if India is not large-hearted and confident enough to dismiss such frivolity with the contempt it deserves. (Equally, who cares what flag adorns Sania’s epaulette, given the flimsy chances of her making it to the podium!)

Similarly trifling has been the attempt by some to use this occasion for characteristic Islam bashing. There may well be merit in debating Muslim Personal Law in India — in situ, or vis-à-vis Sharia-governed Pakistan (or Turkey, or Indonesia) — but an important, complex social issue is sadly trivialized to link it with Ayesha’s marital status. Crucial debates on woman’s rights, legitimacy of telephonic nikah, polygamy, etc make for difficult resolution with virtually administered polygraph tests for Shoaib Malik or Chand Mohammed’s sleeping arrangements. Such sensationalism loses us the battle — and the war is already lost.

Perhaps most enduring though, is an immanent need for introspection in our media moguls (or at least their electronic brood). Fourth Estate is vital to a vibrant democracy but an overdose of the inane is a sad abuse of its reach. It is truly beyond me as to how or who decides that the attention of the entire nation needs be converged on Sania’s break-up with Sohrab, her choice of Shoaib, Ayesha’s copious (and credulous?) tears, and so on — across news channels and without break.

Extend the argument, and the ravings of assorted fanatics or pronouncements of perennially affixed experts (the same set is sought, and duly supplies pithily TRP-arousing views irrespective of topic) are all media-created monsters (raise your hands if you see less of Shri Laloo Prasad now that he has 4 seats versus 30) under the sham of good copy. This circus, together with the adultery-rebirth obsessed tearjerker ‘general entertainment’ fare, makes one wonder which channels the media barons’ children watch. Cover it by all means, but for God’s sake, give us some choice!

Else let us all retire to watch Discovery Travel & Living.